ohevoyev:

that’s between emergency medical services and god

ratfuck:

the dudes from inside out who control my brain all died from carbon monoxide poisoning years ago this bitch running on autopilot

ivanaskye:

archaeos:

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

behold! an archaeologist

rinadragomir:

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

rslashrats:

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

youforgivehowgodforgives:

in the bath. in my ophelia era

pukicho:

Uh huh just about

pissvortex:

guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes

softfig:

alien lefts